Open Letter Recap

I've been slacking big time here on this ol' blog of mine. Here is a recap via open letters (inspired by Sizzle):

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Dear Kenmore City Police Officer That Pulled Me Over for Expired Tabs,

Thank you for not giving me a $550 ticket even though my tabs are 2 months expired and my insurance card was old and had expired. When I told you my insurance premium is current because I pay $142.53 every month I was being honest even though you told me that no one has ever quoted their premium to you before as a way to get out of a ticket.

Thanks for trusting me. I'm working on the tab issue. I wasn't kidding about the free therapy session as a thank you for no ticket.

Signed,
Lead Foot

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Dear Frozen iPod,

Please unfreeze. Don't you know how hot it is in Seattle? Melt already. I want to listen to you.

Signed,
Disgruntled Radio Listener

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Dear HBO's The Wire,

I am addicted to you. Every drug dealer/junkie/cop I see in real life I start creating stories on how they are involved with the characters in the show even though I know it is not real.

Signed,
HBO Loyalist

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Dear Washington Department of Transportation Organizers of the Bothell Way Construction Project,

I don't even know what to say anymore. Yeeeeeah. We're going on two years now and it is getting worse with every passing drive.

Signed,
Why Is It Taking So Long?

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Dear Air Conditioning,

I love you more than I can explain. I feel guilty listening to How-Are-You-Dealing-With-The-Heat conversations/blog post that are going on all around me because I've worn sweatshirts multiple times this week in my house and have had no trouble sleeping.

Signed,
I Heart Temperant Climates

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Dear Target,

Thank you for selling the perfect vneck boyfriend tee with the perfect arm length for $8 buckaroos.

Signed,
Going Back For More Colors

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Dear Julie My New Employer,

Thank you for being so cool. I really like you and I really like my new job as your Sales & Project Coordinator (my fancy title for personal assistant).

New York in the fall for market sounds dreamy. I definitely think it is imperative for me to join you.

Signed,
Discounts on Nordstrom Sweaters & Organic Tees For Me

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Dear People In the World Who Want Therapy,

Please pick me. I have an opening just for you.

Signed,
Website Coming Soon

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Dear Husband of Almost 3 Years,

I hope you had a happy birthday in Whistler (sister Shan recaps much, much better than me - click for pix). Even though you are aging I like that you are always young at heart.

Signed,
Your Wife Who Is Six Months Older Than You aka Cougar

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Dear Harry Potter And The Half Blood Prince Movie,

Even though you weren't my most favorite installment of the series, I still fully enjoyed being back at Hogwarts and overall it was still a great movie. Dark. Very dark.

Signed,
We Can't Be At The End Already aka Denial

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Dear Long Hair That I Have Been Growing For So Very Long,

I daydream daily about chopping you off to at least my chin. I have been flipping through pictures of my short hair. If Emily lived close you would be dead meat (or donated).

Signed:
Millions of Gray Hair

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Dear 500 Day of Summer Movie,

Cute. Pretty cute. Especially his dance scene after you-know-what.

Signed,
The Expectation vs. Reality Scene was my favorite

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Whistler Fun for the Heff's

There you have it folks. How's the summer been for you?